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  • sargon
    05-18 11:51 AM
    There are two pointless threads on this site, one is titled "The yanks are coming" and another as "US political system is broken". They both contain long rants of a single user. I seriously doubt if anybody ever reads them, as is evident from the absence of any other user's reply to these threads. Why don't we just remove them, or block them from showing up on the main page. At least it will free up space for more useful threads.




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  • surabhi
    08-11 11:21 AM
    So you are good to go. This means, when the company applied for your H1, they also applied for your wife's extension using form I-539.

    When your wife presents the I-797 in her name, a new I-94 will be given upto 12/25/2009.

    There are few cases, where out of ignorance or negligence, they do not apply I-539 while applying for H1, thereby jeopardising h4 status.

    In your case, it has been done right. so no worries.




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  • webm
    10-23 02:19 PM
    A Warm Welcome to US Consulate @ Paigah Palace, Hyderabad...:)




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  • PDOCT05
    10-31 11:55 AM
    It was rejected on Sep 22nd. Lawyer got the letter long back. But he didn't get back to me infact he didn't know about rejection untill I called USCIS & found out the issue & informed him. I think he miss placed my rejection letter. He took 1000$ more from me for giving fast service.
    These lawyers play with our lives.
    Is your case accepted now??

    We have sent our application yesterday and i will surely update you the status as soon as i hear..:)



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  • Sooria
    10-28 01:16 PM
    Guys

    I'm facing a similar situation. I got the receipt from them on July 23rd but yet to receive any decision(non premium), my previous visa expires on Nov 5th. I know I could continue to work as long as I have the receipt but my DL expires next week as well. I urged my HR to do a premium processing now but he states that it's more likely to get a RFE for the premium processing which will make the process even slower and also claims that both the regular and premium processing is done by the same center (Is this true). He says that my original decision would anyways be here by mid November, so not to worry. I also have travel plans by during the Christmas holidays so getting a bit anxious with the whole thing. Is it normal to go over 3 months for a decision for a regular process? (California processing center's avg time is 2.7 months) Is it beneficial to do a premium processing now? I would appreciate a reply.




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  • alucard666
    08-28 03:11 PM
    Something like this would have been in their news section but I just logged on and there is nothing there.



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  • Legal_In_A_Limbo
    01-15 10:11 AM
    Employment contract/non-compete is the place to look. Now, if you haven't signed any employment contract with your employer (that says otherwise)- you are good to make that change.

    My husband had only signed the offer letter, which did not talk about any employement contracts. There was a condition to pay some money if i left compnay before 1 year, which is not valid anymore for him.

    So what you suggest what should be my bext step.




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  • p_kumar
    10-26 01:51 PM
    how does AP look like?. is it like EAD or just a piece of paper.thanks:)



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  • nozerd
    04-09 12:11 PM
    Yes I have been in US since 1991. Here is my story.

    1991 1996 - Did Bachelors in US.

    1996 -1998 - Masters

    1999 - 2009 - On H1. Have been with same firm for over 10 yrs though I have had several promotions. Always kept H1 though spouse started working on EAD in Jan 2009.

    Its been some wait. There have been time I felt so frustrated with this process I literally cried or felt like punching someone.

    I wont really believe till I have card in my hand. Difficult to trust USCIS.

    If I remember right from your older post you are the one who was waiting for some 15-18 years right ? You deserve it. Congrats my friend and enjoy your life ahead.




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  • chanduv23
    09-17 02:57 PM
    55

    Not really that old you are still young :)



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  • alahiri
    03-27 10:48 PM
    With President himself lending support for immigration related reforms this is probably the best chance we will ever have to put the plights of legal immigrants waiting for a Greeen Card before the senate and the President. Is there any plan to pursue this with the Senate. I would like to request the Immigrationvoice esteemed members to please put some thought into this (if not allready considered) :


    Automatically providing someone living here for 6 years with a Green Card is probably the most sensible and easiest way to decrease the backlog and increase the revnue earning for the INS. After all if someone has stayed here for 6 years legally, paid his taxes and have been law abiding - that should be enough for INS to grant PR status to the individual after some mandatory background checking.

    Thanks
    AL




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  • amitjoey
    01-09 11:30 AM
    Please see some answers I am guessing:
    1. Do I Need an airport transit visa since iam travelling visa France ?
    No idea. Do not think so.
    2. How long will it take to get my fresh passport if I applied over the counter on emergency system (Tatkaal) If you mail it it takes a week, over the counter should be much-much faster - same dayThey do it same day for Visa. I believe that they should do it for new passport too. Indian consulate has good information on their website.

    3. Can I travel with an expired H4 visa ? you can always go back to India - travel to India is fine since you are a citizen of India (guessing). Comming back you need a visa, and your expired visa wont do. you need a valid H4 visa that is stamped in your passsport, by US Consulate. You have to get an approved I-539 here before you leave for India. Then on your visit to India, you can schedule an appointment at the US consulate to get the Visa (Appointment has to be scheduled way in advance and nowadays there are other requirements like mailing the papers in advance- please check on website)
    Please check with a lawyer or consult lawyers website for other requirements.

    My opinion, please do not rely on this information


    Iam on H4 and my visa expired on oct 31 '06 , I have apllied for extension on oct 20 '06 , but havent got my extension yet, I have another problem my passport is expiring on Feb 13 '07. WIll be going to Houston to get my fresh passport this weekend.

    I have to visit India this month end and have booked my tickets trhough delta, from Us to India via Paris(France).

    I have 3 questions :

    1. Do I Need an airport transit visa since iam travelling visa France ?
    2. How long will it take to get my fresh passport if I applied over the counter on emergency system (Tatkaal) [.
    3. Can I travel with an expired H4 visa ?


    Please Help ???



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  • ak27
    05-22 12:43 PM
    You will need to pay for every renewal.. I have paid twice so far... Good for USCIS to make money...

    Do we need to pay $340 for the second renewal of EAD and AP?

    USCIS page says, no fee only if you have filed 485 after July 30, 2007.




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  • bhatt
    06-05 10:58 PM
    Hi,

    I have been selected for the Green Card Diversity lottery and have some questions:

    I have been working for the past 6 years on a H1B visa and have been laid off in March.
    I am currently out of status, my H1B has expired, but I have an approved extension I797A form and I-94 untill October 2010.
    I am planning to return to my home country July 31 (at that point I will be out of status for 4.5 months, but have not aquired unlawful presence).

    1- Is my Green card application/approval in jeopardy by being out of status?
    2- Is it possible to have my status adjusted and proceed inside the United States?
    3- Do I increase my changes to obtain approval if I return as soon as possible to my home country instead of waiting until July 31st?
    4- Is it possible for me to travel to the US on a tourist visa while waiting for a response from the consular center?http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif
    5- Overall, what would be the recommended approach to give the best chance of approval?

    Thanks in advance!
    Congragulations for winning the Lottery!:)
    1. Being out of status for upto 6 months ( 180 days is Ok). generally ?USCIS will pardon it
    2. I am not sure
    3 dont; know
    4. yes
    5. consult a good attorney



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  • LOL123
    07-30 11:25 AM
    I am currently working on EAD. My current EAD expires on September 9th 2008. I have e - filed for the renewal EAD on June 13th. The way Texas center is processing it may take a while befoire i get the renewal EAD. My question is - Can I continue working on EAD with the receipt notice of renewal EAD?




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  • dollar500
    04-10 11:39 AM
    AFAIK it's not published yet. Also it's two years extension which is under review not three years.

    Good luck



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  • harryom
    09-07 10:06 AM
    Thanks for update!! But USCIS Receipt updates says they have already issued receipts till 07/26/07....

    Dood...

    Nothing to worry - Receipt Notice(s) will be issued when they will be issued. We can do nothing about it. I'm in the same boat - My application was mailed on Jul 24th and received on Jul 25th. No news so far - My Lawyer says, we should wait another month or so...

    Take part in the Rally - It is our Cause!!!




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  • bipin
    03-18 03:28 PM
    Complaining to DOL is an option, but that's a long process. I'm trying to avoid red flag gets raised and making my attorney richer by RFE, MTR etc.

    Since my current company is ready to help, I'm looking for ways to get the $10K (from my this year's salary) included in the current W2 before I file my taxes.

    Later I can take on my ex-employer and it can take it's own time.

    This employer already hurt you by revoking your 140 and seems like you are not a big fan of his. Why don't you file a WH4 form with DOL for Feb'08 to Apr'08 salary. That way it becomes your ex-employer problem and you can explain your status all the way from Jan'08 to Apr'08.




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  • seekerofpeace
    09-05 12:01 AM
    I saw in one of the threads : someone's CPO welcome status changed to "Approval notice sent" after couple of days....

    Strange r the ways of USCIS

    SoP




    up_guy
    09-25 02:03 PM
    Porting PD Imp Approach & Question

    Background-

    Working with employer A have approved labor and I-140 EB3 and have a copy of all documents. Also have an approved EB2 PERM with employer B.

    My questions are �
    1) Can I transfer my H-1B to employer B to file new I-140 using EB3 Priority Date using recently announced premium service and I will tell employer A that I am on vacation ?

    If I get new EB2 approval with old EB3 Priority Date then I will resign from employer A
    If I will get rejected new EB2 with old Eb 3 Priority Date then I will go back to old employer A that I am back from vacations

    Since this is premium service so turn around time is less than 4 weeks. Less than 4 weeks is not that uncommon to go on vacation.

    Any comments or risk of this approach




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    09-10 04:18 AM
    you know.. I meant to do this a while ago, but lost track of the thought. I have a write up in one of my books, done by Colin Moock, in which he takes his frame rate tester and tests a variety of things to see which effect frame rate and to what degree. I really do think it's worth posting. I'll try to do a small write up on the subject soon.



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